Anime Legs, REALLY!

Mommy, why does everyone in the world have anime legs and I have normal human legs?

What are you talking about?

Everybody has anime legs but me. My legs are normal.

Are you talking about that drawing in your book.

Yes.

Even your legs look like that.

Have you lost your mind? Not only am I knocked kneed but when I stand up straight I don't even have knee caps. Why are you comparing your legs anyway?

Well everyone I see has legs like that.

Really? Is that what you think? If you're comparing yourself to your smaller legged friends then you are headed for trouble. Part of your genetic makeup is that your granny's side of the family are big boned individuals. Your great grandpa had hands so big he could palm a watermelon. And I'm not talking about those little cute ones you can eat by yourself. Add to that your love for all things bread and we might see a pattern between genetics, bread lust and think leg chickies.

Your love for bread may be the thing you're going to have to pray over. It would be better if you added some vegetables or something to eat with it but no, you just eat bread. That's right, bread, after bread, after bread. You would eat bread for dessert if we let you. If you don't stop eating so much bread nothing on you is gonna be anime like in the book. Not your head. Not your neck. Not your butt, Not even your fingers. Besides I don't want you anime, I want you healthy.

You have to make the decision to not eat so much bread. There is nothing wrong with anything as long as you eat it in moderation. Part of the problem is that your dad has been feeding you like a lumberjack since you were three. Now you think eating like that is okay. My personal problem is junk food but I'm not nearly as bad as I used to be. It's one of the

reasons we don't keep junk food in the house. I just buy it when I want it. You've seen me go through a family pack of Oreos with a quickness, so you know. I also know I let you indulge more than I should but I also tell you when you've had enough. You're gonna have to decided when enough is enough and stop eating so much bread.

Okay.

So what are you going to do.

I'm gonna eat healthier but first I'm gonna finish this whip cream on my frappuccino.

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